Ode to a double

I was supposed to work this morning. Instead I am laying in bed listening to the trash men and thinking how much money I'm missing out on. I'm too lazy to even get my laptop so this is coming from my iPhone. The newest waste of money I need to work but laziness gets the best of all of us from time to time. Rest assured I'll close tonight and be told all about the recent drama, what I missed by not going out tuesday and how much my coworkers hate their jobs. You thought I'd have a lazy day didn't you? WRONG!